Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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