I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
Pick me up at 9.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave