Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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