You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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