Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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