I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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