Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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