I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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