I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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