? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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