Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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