Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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