her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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