The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Randomize