Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.