I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.