WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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