Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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