The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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