If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Randomize