he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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