ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Who did Billy Mays play for?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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