did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel