True but thats because hes a fetus.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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