Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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