Nicole vs. Life
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.