He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.