I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.