the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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