the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.