What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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