I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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