let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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