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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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