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How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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