either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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