Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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