i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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