yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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