does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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