She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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