I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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