why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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