OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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