you win again, gameday.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
being pregnant is like rehab
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
