can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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