I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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