so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
