She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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