my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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