So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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