we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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