She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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