last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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